Three confessions of your choice. 

My my, juicy confessions. *rubs hands in glee*


Meh it’s not fun when it’s your own. Here they are:

1) When at work and I disappear from my seat for long periods of time, chances are I’m playing Candy Crush or napping on the toilet seat. K THERE I SED IT DONT TELL MY BAUS.

2) I talk to cats as if they are babies.

3) I give imaginary rockstar interviews in the shower. Yeah.