When you banned me, freaking DELETED me from your life because you thought ‘exes can’t even be friends’, that was the last straw. I really appreciate friendships, and when you did that, I just knew I will never talk to you again.
So congrats. Congratulations on being the one that fucked up my life most, apart from Kyle. But at least Kyle and I are friends now. You and me, I don’t think we’d ever be friends. I imagine that this is some kind of retribution, that your (now ex) girlfriend is doing what you did to me. Hell no hath like a woman scorned. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it? Well, so am I. Deal with it.